Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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