it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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