There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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