So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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