): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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it's like heaven, but drunker
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
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I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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