He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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