Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
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Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
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He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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