That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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