I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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