This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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