I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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