K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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