guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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