Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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