you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
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ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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