what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
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Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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