ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
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