Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
