Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
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I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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