What a fucking waste of an outfit
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Its about making memories worth repressing
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
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She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
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WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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