so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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