I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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