There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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