i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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