Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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