Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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