if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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