I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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