Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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