Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
too bad you live with your parents still
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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