I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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