What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Watching her eat just hurts me
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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