I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I can't turn off my feet"
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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