I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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