I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
