Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I FOUND THE LEGS
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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