I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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