My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
We talked him into tasing himself.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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