Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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