He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I'm always down for nudity.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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