That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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