Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
the day after is always just damage control
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Randomize