Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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