he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
false alarm, still single
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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