i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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