it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I just put wine in my tea
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
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