My first STD was from a foam party
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
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Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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