And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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