there was a trapeze. enough said
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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