Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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