Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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