I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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