this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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