Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
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