you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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