she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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