Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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